Kellie Maloney in Big Brother!

[The Noose]

After the operation, Audley should hit that

Audley has trouble hitting things.

Im naming my nob Maloney as a tribute to all the unwanted c0cks out there.

[PrinceNaz88]

Awkward when a bloke walks in and kisses the women, shakes hands with the other blokes and then have to make a split second decision with Kellie..

[MrTambourineMan]

I'd love it if Channel 5 went "And the Winner - Kellie Maloney!" and Frank came out as himself and then proceeded to talk about the UK's first Trans-Gender Boxing Match coming soon and promoted by him.

Do you reckon when Frank gets it cut off he'll still have a bigger dick than Tuggers?

[BetterCallSaul]

Surely that should read Big Brother in Kellie Maloney or hasn't she gone that far yet?

[Szef]

Audley has trouble hitting things.

Im naming my nob Maloney as a tribute to all the unwanted c0cks out there.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

Please tell me Gaye hasn't just gone in as well?

[The Noose]

In a room of freaks, Maloney seems fairly normal.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

Please tell me Gaye hasn't just gone in as well?

I saw a headline saying "David, Audley and Kellie enter Big Brother". Assumed it was the Gayemaker....

[Rapid Counter]

Gary Busey looking shot to ****

Stay off the drugs kids