Amber Heard Divorces Johnny Depp 2 Days After His Mom Died

[New England]

Next year, Johnny Depp is gonna be pumping out high paying b-level movies every month like his boy, Nicolas Cage.

Cage went broke buying ferraris, lambos, houses, and dinosaur fossils. He's not too bright, he didn't even need a woman to lose all his money.

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fossils, doe? i always knew nick cage was the man. i saw the rock, ok? but i had no idea he rolled liek that!

[New England]

he really did this? what an idiot

nah bro you don't know anything about that fossil money

[13777]

Why buy when you can rent.

Would quickly beat the brakes off her to save on the rental

[Zaroku]

Would quickly beat the brakes off her to save on the rental

Agreed. I always mistreat rentals, because I can. I try to put as much wear and tear on them as I can, naturally I get fully coverage to protect myself.

I burn rubber in all gears, test the breaks and everything else.

O G style.

[Mooshashi]

He's in my top 5 of people that I'd like to punch in the face. He moved up now that Prince has passed away.

[Rudyo]

He's in my top 5 of people that I'd like to punch in the face. He moved up now that Prince has passed away.

I am with you on Depp, I'd want him to be that ****ing Pirate though when I got to stick em.

[13777]

Agreed. I always mistreat rentals, because I can. I try to put as much wear and tear on them as I can, naturally I get fully coverage to protect myself.

I burn rubber in all gears, test the breaks and everything else.

O G style.

[paulf]

This is usually what happens when you trade in a beautiful, classy woman who has been loyal to you for decades for a slutty new model young enough to be your daughter. I mean how else was this going to play out? It doesn't matter if you're a great looking rich guy with a golden dick, an age difference that big is going to mess with the dynamics of the relationship, and not in your favor.

I mean, he could have just asked Robert Rodriguez.

[baya]

They were married barely a year, I highly doubt the judge will rule in her favor, she'll be lucky to end up with a couple of million at best, any more is injustice.

get ready for it.

like bill burr said "there's a platoon of gold digging whores" out there.

[Dean_Razorback]

man, i can't stop watching that second gif