Yo Mama jokes

[-Kev-]

Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks.

[-Kev-]

Yo momma so poor burglars break into her house and leave money.

[Irish Hitman]

Yo Mama so fat she broke the family tree

[Rabbit ♠]

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

[-Kev-]

Yo momma so poor she does drive by shootings from a public bus.

[T.Horton]

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

You WIN!!!!!

[Shabba Rank$]

Yo mama needa stop wearin soo much lipstick...

Cause she makin my dick look like a rainbow!

[Gorilla Dogs]

yo momma so FAT ... she she CANT EVEN GET A DATE

[TRAV1$]

Yo moma so stupid she finds Gorilla Dog's entertaining.

[Gorilla Dogs]

Yo moma so stupid she finds Gorilla Dog's entertaining.

Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.