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  • I am an ammonia factory!

    I just got back from the gym after a killer workout and I smell like ammonia..

    Anybody need their house cleaned? I can produce the needed ammonia at a much cheaper rate, than any industrial company!!!


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      The only water we have here in my region is dirty mud water, poisoned by multi-million pharmaceutical corporations.

      This is how my younger brothers look like after their morning bath:

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Portman View Post
        The only water we have here in my region is dirty mud water, poisoned by multi-million pharmaceutical corporations.

        This is how my younger brothers look like after their morning bath:

        that's terrible man.

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          ammonia? wait, did you piss the bed?

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            Originally posted by Timothy Horton View Post
            that's terrible man.
            What? They're just a little wrinkly, think my moms left them in too long.. Had to fish them out with an old crowbar.. They're alright now, I'm taking them glue hunting in a min

            Originally posted by Timothy Horton View Post
            ammonia? wait, did you piss the bed?

            You know how some heroes have super powers; such as Superman can fly, super strength, Flash has speed.. I just produce serious amounts of ammonia..

            Ammooooonia-Man

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Portman View Post
              What? They're just a little wrinkly, think my moms left them in too long.. Had to fish them out with an old crowbar.. They're alright now, I'm taking them glue hunting in a min




              You know how some heroes have super powers; such as Superman can fly, super strength, Flash has speed.. I just produce serious amounts of ammonia..

              Ammooooonia-Man
              you're weird. but i like you...so i'll let you live.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Timothy Horton View Post
                you're weird. but i like you...so i'll let you live.
                Thanks Timmy

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