This bloke came up to me...

[!! Anorak]

[MrTambourineMan]

C: I had ****ing Bertrand Russell in the back of my cab. I said, “’Ere, Bertie, you’ve written the history of the ****ing Western world, what’s the ****ing answer?” He looked round, didn’t ****ing know. And I said, “Look, Bertie, Bertie, Bertie..... GET OUT THE CAB.” He said: “What is the meaning of getting out the cab?” I said, “There’s no ****ing meaning, it just means ‘get out the cab’.” And he went into some philosophical argument about whether getting out the cab was the same as getting in the cab. All that crap, I thought, “**** it.”

D: ****ing dualistic world crap.

[!! Anorak]

[BostonGuy]

"Bloke???"

[racer59]

"Who are you fucking calling ****, ****?"

[Duggie]

British humour at its absolute pinnacle

[The Noose]

[!! Anorak]

[!! Anorak]

This one takes about three minutes to get going... the start is quite amusing but childish, but then three minutes in... **** me:

[MrTambourineMan]

She deserved a kick in the **** IMO.