I am being completely serious here! Kell's recounting of the events of the night are bizarre as ****. According to Brook:
Kell and his girlfriend stopped in a pub. An older couple engages Kell in conversation. Kell's girlfriend is tired, so Kell puts her in a cab while he hung back...
Kell then joins the couple at a bar across the street. The manager of the bar invites Kell back to her place. The manager's boyfriend and another guy is there...
Shortly after, the manager and her boyfriend were like, it's mad late, we goin' to bed... Peace! So Kell was left alone w/ this random ass dude... WHO INVITES HIM BACK TO HIS PLACE FOR DRINKS. AND KELL AGREES TO GO (!)
So now Kell is at some random dude's house having drinks w/ him... Kell claims they got into an argument about boxer vs. street fighter before the guy slashed him w/ a machete...
Now, if the guy was a natural ****, he wouldn't slash Brook if he made an advance and Brook punched him... first, because he's a **** and ****s are frightened people and don't fight...
However, if this dude was straight, and Kell attempted to kiss him, then it totally made sense that the dude would grab a machete as he was about to be raped by a professional boxer!!!
Seriously... this story is so creepy, awkward, and weird. Kell essentially ditched his hot girlfriend and went home w/ a random ass dude and then he got cut!
Kell and his girlfriend stopped in a pub. An older couple engages Kell in conversation. Kell's girlfriend is tired, so Kell puts her in a cab while he hung back...
Kell then joins the couple at a bar across the street. The manager of the bar invites Kell back to her place. The manager's boyfriend and another guy is there...
Shortly after, the manager and her boyfriend were like, it's mad late, we goin' to bed... Peace! So Kell was left alone w/ this random ass dude... WHO INVITES HIM BACK TO HIS PLACE FOR DRINKS. AND KELL AGREES TO GO (!)
So now Kell is at some random dude's house having drinks w/ him... Kell claims they got into an argument about boxer vs. street fighter before the guy slashed him w/ a machete...
Now, if the guy was a natural ****, he wouldn't slash Brook if he made an advance and Brook punched him... first, because he's a **** and ****s are frightened people and don't fight...
However, if this dude was straight, and Kell attempted to kiss him, then it totally made sense that the dude would grab a machete as he was about to be raped by a professional boxer!!!
Seriously... this story is so creepy, awkward, and weird. Kell essentially ditched his hot girlfriend and went home w/ a random ass dude and then he got cut!
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