Fort Hood terrorist Nidal Hasan still receiving full military pay!

[Sweet Pea 50]

"Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles."
I remember watching Moscow on the Hudson thinking that mofo had a wool sweater on. He didn't.

Your belt sander idea is actually somewhat tamer than my granddad's "lather his beard in bacon grease and set it on fire."

Damn.

The older guys always trump us, don't they?

"Junior Rookie, shut your cum-cooler. I got holes in my draws older then you. Listen, and pay attention."