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you get lots of coffee
the messican restaurant is right down the street
i don't have a boss but there's a few ****ers here who try poppin lip and acting bossy so it's cute watching them humor themselves.
you learn how to dance in worse-case scenario and become quite calloused to it.
our receptionist kicks ass and lets me shadow box with her while she's on the phone
i have a dartboard in my office
watching grown adults who are "professional" act like whiney ****ing children on a daily basis is pretty damn entertaining
i have mastered the art of self-taught high-speed copier dejammification!!
the only job that has taught me hands-on the most important lesson in life:
everybody on this planet is a complete ****ing moron and will do nothing but try to drag you down, whether they realize it or not. so your job is to babysit everyone because SOMEBODY has to play daddy.
the messican restaurant is right down the street
i don't have a boss but there's a few ****ers here who try poppin lip and acting bossy so it's cute watching them humor themselves.
you learn how to dance in worse-case scenario and become quite calloused to it.
our receptionist kicks ass and lets me shadow box with her while she's on the phone
i have a dartboard in my office
watching grown adults who are "professional" act like whiney ****ing children on a daily basis is pretty damn entertaining
i have mastered the art of self-taught high-speed copier dejammification!!
the only job that has taught me hands-on the most important lesson in life:
everybody on this planet is a complete ****ing moron and will do nothing but try to drag you down, whether they realize it or not. so your job is to babysit everyone because SOMEBODY has to play daddy.
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