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lol. The guy in the suit is so ******ed he can barley talk.
I always had an inkling that Smurfs represented ****sexual corpses.
I used to have that flying hand puppet insect thing. But i never got Castle Greyskull. The Lord must have saved me from its Satanic clutches by making them all sell out at Argos before xmas.Comment
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Great find!!
That was hilarious!!! What a couple of fruit cakes.
I totally had that Skeletor castle that you speak into and it changes your voice.Comment
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I remember coming up and we had the whole "Rock and Roll is the Devil's music" speech.
They drilled that **** into our heads man. They were also saying stuff against the Day of the Dead and trying to ban kids from participating in it.
Just crazy religious folk.Comment
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all spanish dudes in here more than likely have a point of reference with this.
from 9-12 you couldn't tell me the devil in toys wasn't real
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Only rich kids could have afforded all this evil:
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Lucky little bastards.Comment
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If they didn't how could you wank to them?Originally posted by The Noose View Post
I used to have that flying hand puppet insect thing. But i never got Castle Greyskull. The Lord must have saved me from its Satanic clutches by making them all sell out at Argos before xmas.Snake Mountain was a way better product than Castle Greyskull. It had traps, and a snake and you could speak into the thingy and it changed your voice to A DEMON'S VOICE!Originally posted by ABOSWORTH View PostGreat find!! That was hilarious!!! What a couple of fruit cakes.
I totally had that Skeletor castle that you speak into and it changes your voice.
Yeah, I knew a kid like that. He had Castle Greyskull AND Snake Mountain. I had that shit He-Man plane car with a pteranodon head on the front for some reason. And also Ram Man. Fuck Ram Man.Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
That kid was a ****. I would take my Dagobah damage X Wing and Endor AT-ST over to have epic space battles with his Tie-Fighter, Darth Vader Tie-Fighter, Tie-Bomber, Millennium Falcon, AT-AT and Slave1 toys. Sometimes we would pit our Transformers against one another. I would bring Star Scream and Jazz and he would have Optimus Prime, Megatron (the gun one), Ultra Magnus, Grimlock, Sound Wave and a basket of Insecticons including the massive one that looked like a scorpion.
You know what, I changed my mind, 80s toys are satanic after all.
Although the Millennium Falcon Kenner toy is pretty much the greatest action figure type toy in history.Comment
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Oh yeah I just remembered, is anyone familiar with Jack Chick? He's a mental evangelical who draws these idiotic cartoon strip tracts for god-botherers to hand out to disinterested parties. They're basically fear-mongering little screeds that scare people by threatening them with hell. SPOILER ALERT: Usually someone goes to hell, saying something like "Oh I am in hell, why didn't I listen to the barely literate bible weirdo instead of having a relationship with someone of a different race!?"
Anyway the most famous one is about Dungeons and Dragons:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.ASP
So the Chick tract Dark Dungeons is being made into a movie!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects...eons-the-movie
http://darkdungeonsthemovie.com/
JR Ralls is behind this. He's also behind The Gamers: Dorkness Rising which is a comedy celebrating table top gaming. With this in mind I've fairly certain this will be a parody.
Speaking of parodies here is a good one of Chick tracts:
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He-Man stuff was pretty gayComment
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