Weirdest bodypart you've ever been nutted on?

[-The Glove-]

Well??? Spill the beans.

[KING MEAT]

Well??? Spill the beans.

the face..

[SkillspayBills]

I fingered a girl once and before she nutted I tried putting my elbow inside while she nutted. I wasn't as successful as I hoped I would have been.

[ßringer]

What even qualifies as a weird body part to nut on?

I've nutted on pretty much every part of the female body ; none of it seemed weird to me, though.

Weirdest place I ever nutted ever was definitely on my ballcap.

It was one of those deals where you're do into it you don't even bother getting fully undressed, so I still had my hat on. I go to pull out and wax one off on this chicks stomach, and I ended up hitting the bill of my hat with the first shot.

That **** should've been worth triple points.

[Flab]

I woke up once and my mate was nutting all over my feet.

[ßringer]

I woke up once and my mate was nutting all over my feet.

Did you thank him?

[Flab]

Did you thank him?

nah, it gave me a fungal infection.

[ßringer]

nah, it gave me a fungal infection.

I wonder if instead of those green fungus monsters that live under your nails, if you had white, spermy monsters?

[+JC|Arky+]

Evil ***** pointed it at me when I was bustin, now I have a lazy eye.....

[ßringer]

Evil ***** pointed it at me when I was bustin, now I have a lazy eye.....

The best way to prevent it from ever happening with that girl again is to give her a nice **** smack.

Make sure that beast is at full attention, and then just bust her in the face with that ****.

Works best if you're standing upright, and they're on the floor on their knees ; you can get maximum velocity and a really solid "thwap!".