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**SkillspayBills** · 08-05-2012, 11:04 PM

Yo momma teeth so yellow when se closes her mouth her stomach lights up.

**Dickie Smalls** · 08-06-2012, 12:00 AM

yo momma so damn ugly, she would single-handedly win the war on terror...

**Jerub Baal** · 08-06-2012, 12:28 AM

**T.Horton** · 08-06-2012, 05:39 AM

well this thread picked up steam.

**RlCKY** · 08-06-2012, 07:02 AM

Yo momma so fat she's dating a black guy...

**RlCKY** · 08-06-2012, 07:05 AM

Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family...

**-jose-** · 08-06-2012, 07:15 AM

Originally posted by Rip Chudd View Post

Yo momma so fat she has to bathe with diet soap.

**T.Horton** · 08-06-2012, 07:17 AM

Originally posted by JoeWbbmest311 View Post

Yo momma so fat she's dating a black guy...

this is just wrong.

**RlCKY** · 08-06-2012, 07:18 AM

Yo momma's so old when she was told to act her age, the b*tch died...

**T.Horton** · 08-06-2012, 07:20 AM

yo mama so old that when she was choking, i slapped her on the back and the ***** turned to dust.

i made that one up.

Official 'Yo Momma' Thread.