[PLEASE HELP] Can someone please explain to me how the female mind works?

[Trigger unhappy]

This girl at my job is driving me crazy. One day she wants to be my friend. The next day she ignores me. One day she she's very flirtatious with me. The next day she says hi, rolls her eyes and keeps walking. One day she'll bring a healthy meal to eat. The next day she'll ignore me again. What the phook does she want from me. I'm not interested in her and I just want to be friends. She's pkooking crazy.

[lazy]

It doesn't.

[squealpiggy]

This girl at my job is driving me crazy. One day she wants to be my friend. The next day she ignores me. One day she she's very flirtatious with me. The next day she says hi, rolls her eyes and keeps walking. One day she'll bring a healthy meal to eat. The next day she'll ignore me again. What the phook does she want from me. I'm not interested in her and I just want to be friends. She's pkooking crazy.

You're supposed to be married. Sort yourself out.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

She saw your thread on here bragging about cheating on your wife.

[New England]

are you actually married?

[deanrw]

Here you go

[Weltschmerz]

She wants to fuck.

[altparm]

She saw your thread on here bragging about cheating on your wife.

Oh snap.

Haven't seen ownage like that since Z-Dog punked tray tray.

[PACnPBFsuck]

This girl at my job is driving me crazy. One day she wants to be my friend. The next day she ignores me. One day she she's very flirtatious with me. The next day she says hi, rolls her eyes and keeps walking. One day she'll bring a healthy meal to eat. The next day she'll ignore me again. What the phook does she want from me. I'm not interested in her and I just want to be friends. She's pkooking crazy.

Isn't your wife married?

[Russian Crushin]

Maybe females just aren't your "thing", have you considered switching to the dick?