Poetry 101

[kadyo's]

Pussy bled

Kadyo, drop a little rap for us.

I can rap in pinoy lang, that I did
English makes my two noses bleed

I suck at spitting rhymes

[{Pito}]

Yo, Listen to the handsome and great Led!

D-mize and Ayo are on an epic head-to-head
When Terrel speaks like he wants to whack their heads.
Out of nowhere Tim croons like a ho just out of bed
And Keith Richards croaks as if he is in death bed.

And Keith Richards croaks as if he is in death bed...

And I spit dope like phlegm in a meth head
As I clap led* when I'm trigggerhappy
And bring d-mize to those who riff at me
And I'm happy to shock and amaze
With terrel and the smell of chronic n haze
And rip all of em' kids' awkward talking that's gay
With Tim Horton galloping onwards, Hoggin the gauge
And burying bodies in the lobby of an apartment next to jose

[Bretty Poy32]

In my sleep I watched led bled
I woke up and saw ayumadu stealing the gold on the ceiling
I watched Terrel using cotton buds to paint the roof red
Uncle kadyo's ancestors were from beijing
Keith Richards, let it bleed

[led]

The ballad of Led and Boss Lady

Led went to Canada and promised Boss Lady a marriage in Nevada. The lady liked the idea but got scared upon hearing the news that BS virgin boys had a mass hysteria: Flab warns he's gonna club led's head. D-mize would make led demise. Bozz would crucify led in the cross while hopeless romantics like pugly, meat, and every other dickheads would unsubscribe to BS.

But the most shooked guy is the so called ATG. He changed his name to Versy so it would sound like Boss Lady. The strategy was next to nil so he made the girl known what he feel. And ther story just became history.

Led's uncle known as Uncle Kadyo made BL drool on his tool. His mistake is he arrogantly said that he makes ***** bled that makes hoes dredd. His secret is 10 viagra a day that he cums even during foreplay.

BL said Chief is a gentleman he just can't take his twin brother Georges a known potato can and AI Holmes is a respectable guy but he lives in a retirement home.

With nobody with a swag left for her, she chose led whom she believed is a living legend.

[BoZz]

Once there was a guy by the name led,he was very skinny as a child he never got fed.

His boyfriends name was georges,goerges was a jew who loved to smell butts and drink brew.

Goerges dream was to be black,to kill the pain he started smoking crack.

They had a good friend named timothy horton he was the black version of micheal bolton.

Timothy wasn't liked by many people,because he asked for a donation,but what they didn't know..tim needed the money because he was on probation.

All 3 of them had no proper pay that's why they joined boxingscene and are very proud to be gay.

by BoZz