Christina Aguilera's Dirrty OOH YEAH

[1000 Left Fist]

damn she owns lady gaga and katy perry on this one. the dane mofuucka the dance

[vanilamilkshake]

jesus youre one horny bastard, arent you?

and youre married? guess youre not getting any, huh?

[1000 Left Fist]

jesus youre one horny bastard, arent you?

and youre married? guess youre not getting any, huh?

let me ask you something.

would u be happy eating the same fried chicken every fuuucking day?

hell no right?

[vanilamilkshake]

let me ask you something.

would u be happy eating the same fried chicken every fuuucking day?

hell no right?

well lemme tell you this.

id be absolutely ecstatic to have the same fried chicken every day, every meal,the one recipe that i found to be the best of the best. that satisfied me and made me feel like a beautiful woman eating the best fried chicken ever. id cherish that fried chicken. id eat it with silver and on a china plate. that fired chicken would know i honored it as i devoured every last morsel of it at every meal.

only, i wouldnt share it.

[Dirt E Gomez]

well lemme tell you this.

id be absolutely ecstatic to have the same fried chicken every day, every meal,the one recipe that i found to be the best of the best. that satisfied me and made me feel like a beautiful woman eating the best fried chicken ever. id cherish that fried chicken. id eat it with silver and on a china plate. that fired chicken would know i honored it as i devoured every last morsel of it at every meal.

only, i wouldnt share it.

Then I'd fuck the chicken.

I'm bad with analogies. Are we talking about sex or food? It doesn't matter. I'll mix and match and either fuck a chick then eat her or fuck a chicken then eat it.

Sounds all like aces to me.

[vanilamilkshake]

Then I'd fuck the chicken.

I'm bad with analogies. Are we talking about sex or food? It doesn't matter. I'll mix and match and either fuck a chick then eat her or fuck a chicken then eat it.

Sounds all like aces to me.

i like how you think, gomez.

[Dirt E Gomez]

i like how you think, gomez.

I'm just an easy man to please. Food or sex, as long as it's warm before I insert it into my mouth or me into it.

Now I'm hungry.

[vanilamilkshake]

I'm just an easy man to please. Food or sex, as long as it's warm before I insert it into my mouth or me into it.

Now I'm hungry.

now im horny. thanks.

[Dirt E Gomez]

now im horny. thanks.

There's only one proper way to deal with horny chicks on the interwebs. And that's to show them the only picture of me on this site: