Russia Orders Obama: Tell World About Aliens, Or We Will

[Juof]

**** is real my car just transformed into a robot and tried to kill me

[spyvsspy]

Just when I think the conspiracy loons have scraped the bottom of the barrel off they go and fetch a new barrel.

Thats where the homeless man found you after your tween mother abandoned your sorry azz

[Miburo]

Just when I think the conspiracy loons have scraped the bottom of the barrel off they go and fetch a new barrel.

Piggy is just mad he looks like a member of Monty Python and not a Nordic alien god.

[ßringer]

Thats where the homeless man found you after your tween mother abandoned your sorry azz

I had no idea that piggy's life was the basis for the 1921 Chaplin film 'The Kid'.

[spyvsspy]

I had no idea that piggy's life was the basis for the 1921 Chaplin film 'The Kid'.

You'd be surprised what you learn on the internet...oh btw, to not break family tradition pig had his newborn placed in a filthy barrel after birth just so he can feel like one of the family

[Grand Champ]

Just when I think the conspiracy loons have scraped the bottom of the barrel off they go and fetch a new barrel.

Be afraid! Be very afraid! The aliens are gonna probe your anus Squeal .

[ßringer]

Be afraid! Be very afraid! The aliens are gonna probe your anus Squeal .

If the aliens want piggy's anus they'll have to get past me first.

[squealpiggy]

Piggy is just mad he looks like a member of Monty Python and not a Nordic alien god.

Which member of Monty Python? Oh please let it be Michael Palin....

If the aliens want piggy's anus they'll have to get past me first.

[Enayze]

Was this posted by the Onion?

[joe strong]

do ya think them aliens smoke good weed? get off yer sister boy let yer pa have a turn...i heard in the deep south ya'll can find some of them aliens
if yas look real good...