Ever been jerked off under the table during dinner?

[gancho_al_igado]

ala wedding crashers?, i remember my hs girlfriend was trying it when we were having dinner for her bros b day. I coudnt go with it.

[Dan...]

No. Can't imagine ever being able to do that either.

[Flab]

My ex kept trying to do it at Christmas dinner. I also got a handjob (from a different ex) while in the car with her mum and dad.

[Savino]

I got head off some girl in my class at school while we were both on detention.

[Flab]

I got head in the cinema too. I hear everyone does that though.

[Sick/]

My ex kept trying to do it at Christmas dinner. I also got a handjob (from a different ex) while in the car with her mum and dad.

Were the parents watching?

[Flab]

Were the parents watching?

No. her dad would of killed me if he saw.

[The Scientist]

No. I don't associate sex with food. Getting jerked off under the table would just feel awkward as fuck to me, while I'm trying to enjoy my grilled chicken with the family.

[Savino]

I got head in the cinema too. I hear everyone does that though.

never got head in a cinema or had an handjob....then again last time I went the cinema must of been about 8years of age.

[Jambo boy]

I cut a hole in my pocket once and knocked one out under the dinner table, it was all going well and I was about to come when my nanna started talking to me.

Coming whilst gazing blankly into your nanna's eyes is something I've never got over.