Derranged carries a blanket with him everywhere he goes... Sewn from the cloth of his blood stained underwear. Due to the frequent bumming he's taken from nearly every single poster in the lounge..
Jose is the only Puerto Rican I know that doesn't pluck his own eyebrows. He goes to a beauty salon and has a gay Mexican do it for him. And he flirts with him to get a discount.
Derranged carries a blanket with him everywhere he goes... Sewn from the cloth of his blood stained underwear. Due to the frequent bumming he's taken from nearly every single poster in the lounge..
ever.
Yea funny thing is I've destroyed anyone who took me on so they're the ones who are bleeding.
Word is that you go to playgrounds filled with children wearing nothing but stained briefs and sunglasses, dancing and slapping your huge hairy beer gut while blasting ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man" on the radio.
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