Spent my easter in a police cell.

[BostonGuy]

Does anyone have the Cliff Notes version to this story? I just don't have the time and attention span to read the whole thing.

[HanzGruber]

lol listen to this when you get a chance.. you got off easy.. fukin whores i tell ya

[HanzGruber]

Does anyone have the Cliff Notes version to this story? I just don't have the time and attention span to read the whole thing.

op wif his drunk m8
m8 and op meet some tiddy slags
they hook up with slags at the telly
op gets his willy wet
op gets a pint with a slag down stairs
slag tells op and his m8 they bettuh get their fookin ass out before they get a thumpin
op gets another tug job
girl cries assault
op goes to the slammer
no charges
the end

[STAX ON DECK]

op wif his drunk m8
m8 and op meet some tiddy slags
they hook up with slags at the telly
op gets his willy wet
op gets a pint with a slag down stairs
slag tells op and his m8 they bettuh get their fookin ass out before they get a thumpin
op gets another tug job
girl cries assault
op goes to the slammer
no charges
the end

dont forget fam kissed her boob to

[NapalmKnuckles]

Nobody ever told me about the "never accept anything offered from anyone" rule in jail. One time in county some guy offered me a soup (ramen noodles). I was like fuk yeah thanks guy! 2 days later he came up to me demanding my cookies I just got from commissary. Long story short I got jumped.

[krazyn8tive]

Nobody ever told me about the "never accept anything offered from anyone" rule in jail. One time in county some guy offered me a soup (ramen noodles). I was like fuk yeah thanks guy! 2 days later he came up to me demanding my cookies I just got from commissary. Long story short I got jumped.

Canteen, or commissary, is the currency used in jail and prison. Fcuk up and you have noodles and cookies as money.