post a joke get a billion points

[chav]

What's got 8 legs and a big black ****?













The A-Team

(please no ban)

[junior gong]

I'm really disappointed with my Jimmy Savile advent calender.....


....the flaps only open from 1-16.

[Lorily]

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant??





















Are you sure it's mine?!?!

[T.Horton]

points are coming, you unfunny ****s.

[T.Horton]

What's got 8 legs and a big black ****?













The A-Team

(please no ban)

no ban but you've just lost an e-friend. George Peppard be damned, BA Baracus made that show.

[Lorily]

Sorry Timmy. My best joke is a shower.... not a teller.

[chav]

no ban but you've just lost an e-friend. George Peppard be damned, BA Baracus made that show.

That show, along with Knight Rider were all I cared about as a kid





What's white and in the men's 100m final?

The lines.



(we e-pals again?)

[T.Horton]

Sorry Timmy. My best joke is a shower.... not a teller.

i'll call you on Skype, sweet pea. lol

How're things, stranger?

[kennylimon]

Can i post it in spanish?

[T.Horton]

That show, along with Knight Rider were all I cared about as a kid





What's white and in the men's 100m final?

The lines.



(we e-pals again?)

eh, what do you call a black woman with braces?

a black and decker pecker wrecker.

OH!