Any of you wimps ever do an "Angry Pirate"?

[squealpiggy]

This means you deliberately spunk in her eye then stamp on her foot so she hops around the room on one foot with her hand over her eye going "AAAAAARRRRRRGHH!".

[The_Demon]

Yes

Its a classic

[GOAT86]

Sounds good. Most hoes look great with jizz in there eyes. A little voodoo dance would make the performance even better.

[MARKBNLV]

nah but i made a chick look like she was going to throw up after giving her a dutch oven.

[Sociopath]

No but I once forced a girl to drink spoiled milk as I fucked her ass.

[MARKBNLV]

No but I once forced a girl to drink spoiled milk as I fucked her ass.

damn the hogan family that goes back.

[Mersey]

I wanted to try this a few years ago but I couldn't .

[Sociopath]

damn the hogan family that goes back.

I am actually Jason Bateman's drug addicted brother that he tries to keep a secret.

[SirTomJones]

If anyone did do that then they probably will never have sex again for the rest of their life.

Saying that there is probably someone ****ing a skanky crack whore.

[Trim0]

**** YEAH!!!