do you slightly enjoy taking a crap?

[Derranged]

As long as it ain't in me fackin trousers. Or in another person's place. Or public.

[Derranged]

Bro, I heard that seating too long in the toilet causes hemorrhoids.

How long have you been speaking English for?

[-Mustang-]

I get home from work ... Grab a change of clothes ... Take 2 cold beers from the fridge, Have my BM while reading the latest Sports Illustrated and take a shower ... Love it

[Shadow boxer 3]

with my wife running her mouth about shit i dont care about and our 3 year old son running around the only peace i get is when im taking a crap

[Shadow boxer 3]

am i the only one who sometimes gets completely naked when he takes a shit ??

[Larry the boss]

Very relaxing..........i use to snort coke while on the toilet.....

[Trigger unhappy]

I really enjoy crapping now that I starting squatting while I crap.

[Bretty Poy32]

it feels like getting fuk in the a$$...

[PAC-BOY]

unless i shlt my pants......thats not cool. But a good ole turn is nice!

[MARKBNLV]

I have a Hemmaroid my dumps nearly bring me to tears anymore.