I burned my thumb popping fireworks

[Texanballer]

Damn you brits, maybe if you all had a decent army who could handle some hillbillies with squirrel guns i wouldnt be celebrating independence with fireworks, this all could have been avoided

[Verstyle]

drunk.....................

[MANGLER]

I can see the fireworks show at the park from my balcony. **** it. I'm havin too much fun drinkin.

[BOLLOCKS]

Yank Fireworks are for children.

[Stab Judah]

I can see the fireworks show at the park from my balcony. **** it. I'm havin too much fun drinkin.

I lived a block away from a minor league baseball park a few years ago.
I've had enough fireworks for one life time but you can never get tired of a good buzz!

[Texanballer]

Im joking, i love the brits, especially their women