American Psycho Lang

[BOLLOCKS]

Who gives a rats ass.

[Clegg]

By the way, you seen Black Swan? A really attractive beezy that comes into the pub was talking about it today. She spent half of the conversation saying it was decent but not that great, and the other half talking about how hot Natalie Portman is.

She has a boyfriend, so maybe goes both ways. I think she secretly wants me to kidnap her and then have me and film beezy take turns on her face.

[BOLLOCKS]

Nah, that's a slag film.

[Clegg]

You're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.

[BOLLOCKS]

Teh card scene never gets old.

[BOLLOCKS]

Insider trading?

[-Hyperion-]

James Franco> Christian Bale.

[Clegg]

You ever see Pump Up The Volume?

That's a good film, it stars the girl Bale is shagging (not Witherspoon, the other one) back when she was hot.

Isn't the guy who plays Paul Allen trying to be a rock star now? What a ****.

[BOLLOCKS]

I would have told her to get ass implants.

[BOLLOCKS]

You ever see Pump Up The Volume?

That's a good film, it stars the girl Bale is shagging (not Witherspoon, the other one) back when she was hot.

Isn't the guy who plays Paul Allen trying to be a rock star now? What a ****.

Aye, he's in teh band 30 Seconds To Mars, or something like that, I like one their songs.