I kept trying to sip my coffee whilst reading the OP... I couldn't do it
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Sexual attraction of girls vs. bad spelling?
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Originally posted by !! Anorak View PostSo I was talking to this girl at work today by pm. And this girl... I love the bitch. I tell you how much I fancy her, shall I? I'd love to cut her head off and use it as a Pez dispenser, that's how much. I'd go around with it on a stick and use her severed head to give me fellatio whenever I wanted it... but I'd never make her give it to anyone else. I'd drown in a sea of her purest vag juice, before brain fucking her into pure ******ation, my glistening bell destroying her hypothalamus until she has the mental age of a three-year-old, using my classy chat up line "what's on your mind? Oh yeah, that's right.. it's my cock.". That's love.
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Originally posted by !! Anorak View PostBut you guys probably know by now that I've got a big thing about spelling and grammar. See, to me, it's just a very, very simple thing. It's a sign that says "I'm an adult, and when I read, it's not 'Barney Learns To Spell'." To me, that's just a basic given of an intelligent functioning adult. To 90% of you ****s it's one of the labours (labors, Fat Yanks) of ****ing Hercules.
Anyway, this girl asked me if I wanted some samosas. As I'd love to penetrate her in every orifice she has, I was delighted. Except she'd put an apostrophe in the word. I let it go. She's got lovely big boobs. So she carries on pming me. Then when I say thank you, I get "your welcome". Your. Your. Your.
I nearly got up out of my seat, ripped her hair out of her ****ing head, put her face into the screen until it cut her ****ing eyes out and then left her in an unconscious heap so lifeless you'd swear she was Ping Ping with a second to go in the sixth round. Little ****ing whore she is.
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That's easy pickings. Just make fun of her horrid spelling. No female like a guy who is drooling all over her every move. A good ribbing will lead to.....a good ribbing, AMIRITE!??
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