Why do people check peoples pulse to see if they are dead?

[Larry the boss]

just pull their pants down and see if they ****ted on themselves

[RL_GMA]

just pull their pants down and see if they ****ted on themselves

[BostonGuy]

I gotta say that this thread made me chuckle...

As to the thread question: What if the person is still alive? You'd be arrested for sexual assault...

[Carpe Diem]

Thanks for entertaining us, Larry.

[sugersean15]

i hope you have not been pulling down peoples pants to check if there alive

[THe TRiNiTY]

Right. Because.. well, let's be truthful... Let's say you and your family are out with some friends. Uh-Oh. A car hits one of you and they lay on the ground.

You don't know what to do? It's not your family members. It's one of your friends. Clearly, no one there will have a problem if you check their potentially dead body for **** in their pants. That's obvious.

So... you disrobe them.

I mean, that makes more sense then grabbing their wrist and checking for a pulse.

Grabbing someone's wrist? That's a little personal. Don't you think?

Yup. Much better to take off their trousers and check for fecal matter. And if they end up being alive still, you'll have a fun story to share with them.............

[Larry the boss]

makes perfectly good sense to me

[Zn1]

I take it your massive signature image is another form of trolling Larry......





......and an obvious sign you have a micro penis

[Larry the boss]

I take it your massive signature image is another form of trolling Larry......





......and an obvious sign you have a micro penis

no it starts off big and gets small..thats a picture from the hubble telescope

[Mikhnienko]

Not everyone is German...