so Wlad Klitschko ****ing Hayden Panawhatsit out of Heroes?

[The_Demon]

lol nice one

[intoccabile]

LFMPOEWMNRWrLMAO!!!!!

[BigStereotype]

I thought it was just bull**** but they're being pictured together regularly now, aren't they? (Remember when Heroes was actually worth watching? What was her superpower anyway - the power to make gay boxers appear straight in the press?)



I can just picture their sex life together....





"Tonight I jab your vag lips with my dick. Jab... jab... jab... jab... jab. I not want to actually put it in your vag, just in case I get countered. Your vag might have Corrie Sanders in it. So I just jab the lips, poke your vag lips with my Steelhammer. Jab... jab... jab... jab... jab... jab..."




"come on, Wlad, FFS - stick your dick in and **** the **** out of her hard! This is another Imbragimov!"

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Seriously, though...****ed up. He's a giant, she's like 5'3". He'd tear her in two.

[apokalips]

hahahaha thats some funny ****

[P.WILL]

I had the same idea about them having sex, I just never posted a thread on it.

[Anabolism]

Guess wlad likes spinners.. Theres is sex tape I'd like to see

[southpaw_07]

he's ugly as crap, but I guess money speaks for these cheap gals.. I mean..would she hook up with him if he was a cashier at WalMart or McDonalds?

[Rosseboi]

Can they even have sex? I mean really? She must be so tight when they **** I'm surpised he doesn't split her in two!!!

[maverock]

Seriously, though...****ed up. He's a giant, she's like 5'3". He'd tear her in two.

I was thinking the same thing. She probably gets torn a new one every time Wlad does her. She's tiny like a 2 heads shorter than him.

he's ugly as crap, but I guess money speaks for these cheap gals.. I mean..would she hook up with him if he was a cashier at WalMart or McDonalds?

Wlad's ugly?