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  • Jury Duty....

    has anyone been called to attend jury duty?

    how can you get out of it?

  • #2
    Claim that you're a racist separatist and biases would ensue.

    Of course that would only work if the Defendant wasn't a Cuban or a Latino................you know.



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    • #3
      I've been summoned a few times, the last two times I actually wanted to be part of the jury, to witness the judicial process and be a part of it, but I was not selected.

      Bastards..

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      • #4
        thanks run.


        where are you suppose to tell them that your bias?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by The Underboss View Post
          thanks run.


          where are you suppose to tell them that your bias?
          I'm not joking.

          But you do realize that I was only suggesting this merely hypothetically.

          It's a crime for me to be posting what I did.

          That's a form of obstruction of Justice.



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          • #6
            And you'd need to tell the JP that.

            Be sincere, and just say that you don't think you'll be able to make an unbiased decision because of your ideologies.



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            • #7
              First question they ask you, stand up, and yell this as loud as you can.....



              Problem solved.....

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              • #8
                Quickly go commit a felony.

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                • #9
                  ^^^^^^^^all above answers are worthless.

                  If you don't want to do jury duty, simply DO NOT REPLY. That's it. It's really that simple. You receive the jury duty card, throw it away. That's it, that's all there is too it.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by natas206 View Post
                    ^^^^^^^^all above answers are worthless.

                    If you don't want to do jury duty, simply DO NOT REPLY. That's it. It's really that simple. You receive the jury duty card, throw it away. That's it, that's all there is too it.
                    Incorrect.

                    If it's fedral.... don't listen to Natas.

                    If it's local, then you might get a small fine tossed your way but it's not anything big. But you can't play the "I didn't receive it" card to them, as if they've mailed it they assume by law you have received. No ifs or buts about it, simply a fact.

                    I still say go commit a felony.
                    Last edited by Dirt E Gomez; 07-15-2008, 05:56 PM.

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