post a joke get a billion points

[T.Horton]

pretty straight forward you dumb ****s.

post a joke and i will give you a billion points.

"why did the monkey fall from the tree"?

he was dead.

[Xyei]

I pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and immediately notices that he has a big ship wheel sticking out of his pants. The pirate walks up to the bar and orders a pint. The bartender pours the pirate a beer and says "here is your beer, can I ask you a question?"

"Aaayye." says the pirate.

"Why do you have a ship wheel sticking out of your pants?" Questions the bartender.

"Arrrggg, I don't know but it's driving me nuts!" replies the pirate.

[D-MiZe]

Timothy Horton.

[T.Horton]

I pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and immediately notices that he has a big ship wheel sticking out of his pants. The pirate walks up to the bar and orders a pint. The bartender pours the pirate a beer and says "here is your beer, can I ask you a question?"

"Aaayye." says the pirate.

"Why do you have a ship wheel sticking out of your pants?" Questions the bartender.

"Arrrggg, I don't know but it's driving me nuts!" replies the pirate.

[LeG00N]

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?













Because he was hit by a bus.

[Xyei]

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?













Because he was hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the pirate boxer? He had a killer left hook.

[rampant]

What's the wettest animal in the world?






Reindeer!

[PACnPBFsuck]

What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?





The taste!

[T.Horton]

What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?





The taste!

says the guy with the piss drinker signature. lol

[PACnPBFsuck]

says the guy with the piss drinker signature. lol

a little ironic