what if North Korea mistakenly bombed Toronto, Canada?

[T.Horton]

oh yeah, i forgot:

[Los Zetas]

in numbers only. what, do you think North Koreans are going to be ready to fight a war near the article circle? we'd have those *****z frozen and tucked away in a freezer for a cultural snack, in fifteen minutes.


lol and let a North Korean get in the way of a French Canadian who wants to bang his sister. North Korea would be re-named "Guy Lafleur land" in less time than it takes derranged's mom to watch sixty minutes.

Canada is good at killing moose, when it comes to real people outside of it's own country, Canada is weak. Come to NK and see how we deal with you weak ass diamond diggers.

Hockey, yeah you take it, but war? Nah Canadian's get laughed at. You would get Bute'd

[T.Horton]

Canada is good at killing moose, when it comes to real people outside of it's own country, Canada is weak. Come to NK and see how we deal with you weak ass diamond diggers.

Hockey, yeah you take it, but war? Nah Canadian's get laughed at. You would get Bute'd

you're Kim Jong un aren't you?

come to canada trying to invade and the hockey gloves come off. that's bad news for anybody. we'll take you out to the frozen tundra till spring. then defrost you and make heavybags out of your lovely, plasticky sin.

[Los Zetas]

you're Kim Jong un aren't you?

come to canada trying to invade and the hockey gloves come off. that's bad news for anybody. we'll take you out to the frozen tundra till spring. then defrost you and make heavybags out of your lovely, plasticky sin.

We would kill and eat you Canadian's. We are hungry.

Canadian's talking abut war to NK is like Larry Merchant trying to fight Floyd. Aint happening son, Canada wouldn't even beat Somoa in a war.

[T.Horton]

We would kill and eat you Canadian's. We are hungry.

Canadian's talking abut war to NK is like Larry Merchant trying to fight Floyd. Aint happening son, Canada wouldn't even beat Somoa in a war.

correction - canada wouldn't beat Samoa in a pie eating contest.

[Los Zetas]

correction - canada wouldn't beat Samoa in a pie eating contest.

One Somoa is worth 10 Canadian's in a street fight. There are no Alpha's in Canada, they all joined UFC to hug the **** outta other men.

Pascal got schooled.
Bute got stopped.
Due South ended a long time a go.

[T.Horton]

One Somoa is worth 10 Canadian's in a street fight. There are no Alpha's in Canada, they all joined UFC to hug the **** outta other men.

Pascal got schooled.
Bute got stopped.
Due South ended a long time a go.

you got me there. that was quality tv.

[Los Zetas]

you got me there. that was quality tv.

Not going to lie, I wanted to be a mounty. All the girls loved him, and I wanted that love.

[T.Horton]

Not going to lie, I wanted to be a mounty. All the girls loved him, and I wanted that love.

i grew up in the same general hood as Brendan Fraser...cabbagetown Toronto. he's a good dude. one year the **** came out and participated in the neighbourhood yearly 5 K run. the **** won. the mountie

[squealpiggy]

Don't mess with Canada.

in numbers only. what, do you think North Koreans are going to be ready to fight a war near the article circle? we'd have those *****z frozen and tucked away in a freezer for a cultural snack, in fifteen minutes.

We'd turn them into Inukshuks. The ones that didn't get eaten by Wendigos anyway.

Canada has some firepower.

Wolverine


um....

Alpha Flight...


One of the Ghostbusters


Shut up.

lol and let a North Korean get in the way of a French Canadian who wants to bang his sister. North Korea would be re-named "Guy Lafleur land" in less time than it takes derranged's mom to watch sixty minutes.

And try keeping a Vancouverite away from nudist beaches!