Whats the biggest load of bull**** someone has ever told you.

[Sane Man]

God is real

and

Global warming

[Mushroom]

Someone once told me that there could easily be a whale the size of wales that we hadn't yet discovered. It didn't take me long to disprove his idea.

[T.Horton]

yeah, i know what u mean mate. a couple of years ago some dude told us a huge bs story, talking bout Iraq has WMD's. we was like GTFOH...

i think i heard that one too mate. they were talking about a white dude who looked a bit like a chimp, who could also slip shoes being thrown at him from just a couple of feet away...

[Zhaakal]

Someone once tried to convince me that a hurricane called 'Hurricane Erin' destroyed the world trade center buildings and that it was created by the government who control the weather, but they made it look like planes hit the buildings by using sophisticated holograms and camera trickery.

My response? Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Damn Hippies

[The Scientist]

That I would amount to nothing.

[The Noose]

My uncle told me people on TV could hear me.

I spent hours making it sound like i was being beaten. I was a weird kid.

[Oasis_Lad]

When Darth Vader told me he was my Father.

I was having none of it.

[The Noose]

When Darth Vader told me he was my Father.

I was having none of it.

He told me the same thing. He just wants Princess Leia for himself!!!

[TheJoker]

That evolution is "just a theory" as if it hasn't been proven to exist.

[BritishBoxing92]

I used to know this kid, Simeon Cope, when i was in school.

He told us this story that was so funy, and he thought we belived him, he was like 15 at the time.

He said he was sneaking around some millitary base near nottingham, and all of a sudden the troops spotted and caught him, apparently he was made to kneel down, and the uk army's best marksman had a magnum to his head, and apparently simeon leg swept the guy and set off running, while the guy was shooting at him and missing. Then this land rover started hasing him, and someone fired a heat-seeking missle out of it, and so simeon pulled out his zippo lighter, and threw it toward the land rover, and the missile went into it and blew it up.

biggest load of crap i heard was that george bush was hiding osama bin ladin in his basement