Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

What up Brits.........RAESAAD checking in.

Don't try planting any WMDs. We're watching you.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Herbie Hide?

All is possible, Laddie. I just know he got slapped about for eight rounds.

[Oasis_Lad]

Women darts players - leave you impotent for weeks.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Women darts players - leave you impotent for weeks.

Women sports in general darling. Although women's tennis tickles me fancy.

Do you get womens snooker, Laddie?. I've heard rumours but I've never seen it with me own eyes, so I haven't.

[Oasis_Lad]

Women sports in general darling. Although women's tennis tickles me fancy.

Do you get womens snooker, Laddie?. I've heard rumours but I've never seen it with me own eyes, so I haven't.

I think i saw Women's pool, American style on Sky Sports a while back.

Southpaw, suggestions for takeaway? I fancy something a lickle different.

[Oasis_Lad]

I decided to get a special fried rice with a side sauce of Hurricane love sap to dip me ribs in.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I decided to get a special fried rice with a side sauce of Hurricane love sap to dip me ribs in.

Thats what I'd have suggested anyway, Laddie. We were clearly on the same wavelength.

[Oasis_Lad]

Thats what I'd have suggested anyway, Laddie. We were clearly on the same wavelength.

What's your poison tonight, babes?

[Southpaw Stinger]

What's your poison tonight, babes?

I'm drinking Jack tonight, me lover. Are you still on the whisky, Laddie?

[Oasis_Lad]

I'm drinking Jack tonight, me lover. Are you still on the whisky, Laddie?

Nah. A crate for me tonight.