Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

Okay, I know what I must do.

I have to keep things rolling with the girl with whom I've "established a rapport".

I should have got a fucking phone number.

But I didn't.

What has passed has passed.

I don't even remember her name, or else I could search on Facebooik.

Holy shit.

Just like that, I fucking remembered it.

I only know her first name, but that may be workable.

[Drunken Cat]

And just like that, I am torn between two ****ing females.

I don't even give a **** abut any of this sort of ****.

I don't even care about either girls that much. (I'm not gay, just saying. I'm laid back.)

God damnit.

Upon reflection, I guess there is one of the girls which I kind of like, and enjoy spending my time with.

She isn't perfect.

But, she's a nice girl, still.

I should try to get with her.

And god damnit,, I'd better try to get with the other girl, too.

I'm just an innocent, small town American guy.

**** you, Tokyo.

Wow, I have no memory of these posts.

Oh well though, fuck it.

[Miburo]

Definitively lost my girl today. Ugh, **** sucks. Think I'll have a smoke.

[Derranged]

Drunk but no foolishness to report. As you were, soldiers.

[Drunken Cat]

Okay, I know what I must do.

I have to keep things rolling with the girl with whom I've "established a rapport".

I should have got a fucking phone number.

But I didn't.

What has passed has passed.

I don't even remember her name, or else I could search on Facebooik.

Holy shit.

Just like that, I fucking remembered it.

I only know her first name, but that may be workable.

I'm going to post the name here, so that I don't forget it. Kimako.

[Drunken Cat]

Definitively lost my girl today. Ugh, **** sucks. Think I'll have a smoke.

My old lady was calling and messaging me earlier, asking for 10,000 yen.

Then, when I told her, of course I can lend it to you, she started asking for 15,000.

Then, I told her, I'm watching a live fight right now, let me call you when it's over; she messaged me back saying, nevermind, and I'm okay now.

Well, just as well.

She's Vietnamese (contextのためだけ).

[Drunken Cat]

But, I have no love advice.

In fact, I would recommend myself as the last possible person to go to for such advice.

That's why I just tell stories in here.

[Sake1]

I don't know if I qualify to post but I am buzzed.

So there's this girl.......

Nah, I'm not drunk enough.

[Sake1]

My old lady was calling and messaging me earlier, asking for 10,000 yen.

Then, when I told her, of course I can lend it to you, she started asking for 15,000.

Then, I told her, I'm watching a live fight right now, let me call you when it's over; she messaged me back saying, nevermind, and I'm okay now.

Well, just as well.

She's Vietnamese (contextのためだけ).

Your ex asking for $$$. Noooooo. Have you before?

[Drunken Cat]

Your ex asking for $$$. Noooooo. Have you before?

I'm broke as ****.

Girls don't juice me, because they know I'm broke.