Ever been jerked off under the table during dinner?

[Flab]

never got head in a cinema or had an handjob....then again last time I went the cinema must of been about 8years of age.

I've never fancied Fox, but her eyes in that pic are gorgeous.

[Jambo boy]

I've never fancied Fox, but her eyes in that pic are gorgeous.

She's got eyes just like my nanna's.

[Savino]

I've never fancied Fox, but her eyes in that pic are gorgeous.

not the biggest fan of her myself but the picture is very nice.

[Savino]

She's got eyes just like my nanna's.

I know the look she gives, it is rather erotic.

[AssasinKing]

No...

I probably would kick the girl away (you may think im mad)

But theres a time and a place for that **** lol, not at the dinner table while people/ HER PARENTS! might be around lol, also....in the middle of eating...no1 disturbes me eating lol

[Bad~JuJu]

My Ex tried once while at dinner with friends, I told her to cut that **** out, I doubt everyone at the table wanted to see me try to keep a straight face while bustin a nut.

[Vasyl’s dad]

Yea, by my cousins girlfriend when we were eating dinner for his birthday. She sat across from me and started with the foot and moved her way up to my ****. I was scared because I didn't want him to think it was me making advances.
Another time, we were having a family party and he brought her, she followed me to the back and basically cornered me. Still, I couldn't do it, I don't **** over family like that. I told him what happened, but after that, he was always cautious with his girlfriends around me.

Not my fault I'm better looking.


My other primo did take her up on her advances though and macked her down. That fool was dirty like that back then, trying to be the comforter of a broad who just threw up just to try and get some ass.

[S H O B O X]

i refuse to eat my dinner any other way

[Glamour Puss]

Great movie featuring my main man Owen Wilson.

Might bring back Roy O'Bannon now that you reminded me.

[Uturn]

Yeah, my parents were at the table but neverless they didn't know about it so it was all good.