[PLEASE HELP] Jay-Z vs the whole Oasis band in a street fight. who wins

[Trigger unhappy]

I pick Jay-z. I know its five against one but jay is from Brooklyn and he has some boxing background. Oasis is a great band but I don't think they have any fighting experience.

[Bossy]

I pick Jay-z. I know its five against one but jay is from Brooklyn and he has some boxing background. Oasis is a great band but I don't think they have any fighting experience.

Are you crazy? They are rowdy fukers from Manchester. Plus are of Irish decent. They would be head butting Hov in the grill before he could even brush his shoulder off.

[res]

Are you crazy? They are rowdy fukers from Manchester. Plus are of Irish decent. They would be head butting Hov in the grill before he could even brush his shoulder off.

I was gonna pick Jay but I didn't know they were Irish.

[gingeralbino]

they're from fookin manchester and mates with ricky hatton.

Jay-Z would probably win though, just cos Liam and Noel would start beating each other up and the rest of oasis would have to split them up

[WESS]

Crazy you mention this as I just had their collaboration "OJAZIS" on from 2008

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

they're from fookin manchester and mates with ricky hatton.

Jay-Z would probably win though, just cos Liam and Noel would start beating each other up and the rest of oasis would have to split them up

[Sweet Pea 50]

You know the type
Loud as a motorbike
But couldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight.

[res]

You know the type
Loud as a motorbike
But couldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight.

Jay might still have some trouble though, they're not little girls.

[paulf]

Liam Gallagher and his two bodyguards got the **** kicked out of them by a couple German real estate guys a few years back. Had to rebuild his front teeth.

Dudes are anything but scrappy.

[Sweet Pea 50]

Jay might still have some trouble though, they're not little girls.

I really don't care too much, to be honest. Just had the lyrics in my head when I read the thread title.