Boxing's all-time ten biggest ****S?

[Willy Wanker]

I used to think Joan Guzman was bad, back in the day. I was a big fan of his - a Guzfan - but he dicked around a lot, didn't he?

But fuck me.... this **** Canelo. He makes Riddick Bowe look brave. He makes Bermain "Fat ****" Stiverne look like Rocky Balbao. (Seriously, I might contact him on Twitter and say "you owe me £5, you fat ****.")


But I digress. What the **** is it with this unMexican Mexican? Alvarez is so against the Mexican stereotype that I bet he doesn't even eat beans with tequila..... **** probably even has a wash more than once a year, that's how out of type he is.


The middleweight division has seen some low points over the last few years, where we got to witness the "mad skillz" of Borehard Slopkins and his headbutting antics, then moved onto Moby, AKA Kelly Pavlik... a boxer who, when the target was moving, could only hit the bottle.


But this is LOW. Really fucking LOW. Can you imagine Marvin Hagler going "I'll defend the middleweight championship of the world... but can we do it at featherweight? Only if I had to do it at the actual weight class I'll shit me fuckin' self, innit, yer ****?"


What a fucking ****.

[ßringer]

Oh yes. I hope Annie saw Berto 2, he could make a thread on that alone.

Surely nobody could forget his all-time classic gag - "I'm a boxer, I don't deserve to be getting hit like this..."

[Rudyo]

Reported for racism

JK im only half mexican, I bathe twice a day

Careful doe Annie, you gonna catch a serious ban from these tried and true Mexicans.

[Sugar Adam Ali]

Still adore Canelo for his ATG snake, but his behavior these days makes me wish he had Cotto's freakish beanbag instead. At least then he might accept the fight at the weight limit for the division he's champion in.

Well too be fair, Cotto was also in the exact same position as middleweight champ, looking for catchweights and ducking ggg...

[Sugar Adam Ali]

My top 10 all time boxing **** list

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King
Floyd
Michael koncz
Victor ortiz
Stevenson
Haye
Rock Newman
That dude gator from Tyson's entourage
Spoon23

[RightJab]

Lmao - Pavlik fukin does look like Moby, that ish had me creased up, Moby lookin mo'fer haha.

More top reporting Annie!!

[ßringer]

Well too be fair, Cotto was also in the exact same position as middleweight champ, looking for catchweights and ducking ggg...

Oh, absolutely.

I was just more using the opportunity to remark on Cotto's colossal beanbag. I mean, you've seen his weigh ins, right?

[!! Anorak]

Leave Canelo alone.

Who the fuck are you, the Boxing Scene police?

The guy's a ginger ****, plain and simple.

[!! Anorak]

Surely nobody could forget his all-time classic gag - "I'm a boxer, I don't deserve to be getting hit like this..."

I rewatched that, and it turned out that it was a routine we'd repeated so many time that it became "real". While that was the gist of it, it wasn't QUITE that blatant.

And Ortiz provides me with joy... Canelo just bores me, then refuses to fight the man.

[i_am_a_champ]

Canelo Vs Ortiz will happen