Yo guys, check out this BULL****

[Earl-Hickey]

Mate of mine linked me to this site, which I just had a read of, and OH GOD (literally)

Just read through some of the threads, these ****s are MESSED UP!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=2

Anyone for an invasion?

Does God listen the prayers of Christians who aren't white Americans?

No, he doesn't want to listen to non-whites and non-Americans because he considers them dogs

[LeG00N]

I was expecting to see dead animals or gore videos.


this is much worse

[Earl-Hickey]

re: How do i deal with a gay friend?

I hope this "kenny" hasn't been telepathically raping you all these years

20 years of friendship means nothing in the face of eternal damnation. Walk away lest he put his witchcraft upon you and draw you into his **** ways.

**** sakes

[Earl-Hickey]

Just registered as Allah Akbar, gonna have some fun with these ****s

[LeG00N]

What Do YOU Hate About ****sexuality?:


I am particularly disgusted with the way ****sexuals rape children. If they would refrain from doing that, then perhaps God wouldn't be clamoring for their deaths throughout the Old and New Testament. But God knows no ****sexual can be trusted. Well, they can be trusted to rape children. And do drugs. But that's it.

[squealpiggy]

Poe's Law states:

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing."

[talip bin osman]

"accept jesus and receive a ps3"

WTF...

[Earl-Hickey]

PORTAL 2: Promoting **** SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

[Jam Jars]

You know that site is a parody/joke site don't you?

[Terrel]

Abu Hamza, Earl?