You know shyt got real when...

[-jose-]

Shyt just got real when you're broke in Canada and resort to axin' a single mom for money....

it was asking a 'friend' (her words) for a favour.

but phuck you.

I'm making light out the situation....It's (Boxingscene) topical humor; if you don't like it den don't spill your guts out on this stupid forum...

today is a great day! @BoxingScene

[tyger]

You know the shyt got real when you forgot all about paying that traffic ticket....

Right up til when you see the flashing lights in the rear mirror.

[rorymac]

You're being chased by the police across Waterloo bridge (way less gangsta than I'm making it sound)

[New England]

when robert guerrero is getting arrested and charged with four felonies in the weeks leading up to the biggest fight of his life, sh#t got real

as F.

[-jose-]

You know shyt got real when...



you almost loose your head

[-jose-]

You know shyt got real when...

you go to visit your newborn baby at the hospital and when you ask for the fathers visitors pass the lady at front desk tells you the father is already using it

[Drunken Cat]

You know shyt got real when you're travelling in West Japan and are in an unfamiliar city, you pop into a local ******* bar because you're bored, drunk, and a bit depressed, and also because this sort of thing is notoriously multitudes cheaper in West Japan than in Tokyo, you get sent a toothless transexual--the voice being a dead give away, as well as the face, but you even stare at and touch the existent adams apple just to absolutely confirm--, you become very uncomfortable and get up to leave, "she" insists that you sit back down and goes to get the chaufer, you being the kind gentleman that you are feel unable to say that you know it is obviously a dude, instead say that "she" is not your type (not as if they don't understand the meaning of what you are saying), you demand back at least half of your money, they tell you it is impossible, but they will send you one more young girl and you can take it or leave it, they send you what is indeed a girl, though a fat chick, and you are totally at the point of buzz kill, and don't really like fat girls, so instead you just drink a bunch of beer, which you have her keep bringing, play with her big **** a little bit, and talk to her about girls you want to bang in Tokyo.

This whole post could have been reduced to you know **** got real when you walk into a ******* bar in an unfamiliar city in Japan and they send you a toothless transexual.

[pitbull puppy]

You know **** got real when a muscular man walks into your cell and says "dont fight it,just let it happen"

[Verstyle]

When you're back from your ban and shyt dun hit the fan on BS like no other

You see the last scooter wheelchair at Walmart and you eyed it and then some old lady eyed it also so it's a race to it

You realize you had a billion points while others had trillions for months.

[ElBossHogg™]

you know shit got real when its black friday and you are eyeballing the last item someone else is eyeballing too.