You ****s are still ignoring vital news

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Laddie has left on a stella Oddyssey before, me lover. Alan will return him to us.

Alan, in his wisdom, will always return hims to us. For this I am eternally grateful, though I wish the Alan **** wouldn't take him away from us in the first place.

The Alan **** will turn me to drink so he will.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Alan, in his wisdom, will always return hims to us. For this I am eternally grateful, though I wish the Alan **** wouldn't take him away from us in the first place.

The Alan **** will turn me to drink so he will.

Alan is testing our loyalty, babes.

Loyalty to him, to Stella and to Laddie's trousersnake.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Alan is testing our loyalty, babes.

Loyalty to him, to Stella and to Laddie's trousersnake.

I will resist the temptation of sobriety and keep on downing stella. Do not fear southpaw, I will not give in.

Laddie will be proud indeed.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I will resist the temptation of sobriety and keep on downing stella. Do not fear southpaw, I will not give in.

Laddie will be proud indeed.

You know it makes.

I'm off to dream of Laddie in a pool of Stella.

G'night me lover

[TheHoff'sGhost]

You know it makes.

I'm off to dream of Laddie in a pool of Stella.

G'night me lover

Sweet laddie stella dreams my lover.

[Marty Mcfly]

I wonder who Barry George will kill next?

I'm sad to inform you, but in the year 2009, a decade after taking care of the one tv presenter, Bazza returns from the wilderness to kill Judith Chalmers. A sad sad day; I can understand killing a "holiday" presenter, but "wish you were here" was a damn fine program.

[!!! Beowulf !!!]

Barry George is Anorak. That's a fact.