I think it is only fair that I let my fellow boys and girls know why I am here.
I have been plucked from my other universe, by a commander of this highway. I have not received any financial reward for this, as I am a gift giver. My mission here is to rid this area of its rotten apples, with their filth, disrespect for elders, and general immoral behaviour.
I can be defeated only one way: by being beaten in a Greco-Roman wrestling match. But I must warn any potential challengers that I have not been beaten since I was a young man, and that was a long time ago.
I hope there is no resistance to my presence here. This will be quick and painless, so long as there is no trouble.
I thank you for your time.
I have been plucked from my other universe, by a commander of this highway. I have not received any financial reward for this, as I am a gift giver. My mission here is to rid this area of its rotten apples, with their filth, disrespect for elders, and general immoral behaviour.
I can be defeated only one way: by being beaten in a Greco-Roman wrestling match. But I must warn any potential challengers that I have not been beaten since I was a young man, and that was a long time ago.
I hope there is no resistance to my presence here. This will be quick and painless, so long as there is no trouble.
I thank you for your time.
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