This brings up a very good question: have you ever poop-shamed a girl?
I take humoungus smelly ****s all the time and make no attempt to mask it. As a matter of fact, when my wife walks in the bathroom afterwards and I can almost see the skin melting off her face as she runs towards the balcony to puke, I can't do anything else but laugh my ass off.
However, if I come home and even sense that she has taken a **** within the past few hours while I was away, I will ridicule her endlessly as if she were some kind of sub-human life form. But the funny thing is she completely goes along with it and starts making up excuses for doing something that humans need to do to survive. I may be a douche but it is top quality entertainment when you see this in action. Anyone else ever done this?
I was dating a girl who was pretty hot but she sounded the ass horn and I dumped her two weeks later. I don't know why but after I heard that, it was as if her image totally changed and every time I looked at her face, I could only think of granny panties with skid marks. Has a girl farting ever ****ed up your head?
Farting is natural, but I agree that it makes you see ladies in a different light. :boobies:
She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, b!tch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
Did she call the cops without wiping? Dirty little skeezer!
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