Have you ever woke up out of your sleep but your covered in bodily fluids?

[Pretty Boy32]

Might want to go see a doctor and get your prostate checked out, that doesn't seem normal.

i've had many a finger up my ass lately, i am fine. thank you for the concern however.

[El-blanco]

Put the bottle down brah, damn.

[jaded]

I thought this was going to be about waking up from a wet dream. I was going to say either you had sex in your sleep or you room mates bukkaked you while you were drunk and asleep. Some of the best sex I ever had happened while I was dreaming. Lately the only sex I'm getting happens when I'm sleeping.

[PAC-BOY]

Happens to me whenever I get really drunk - I tend to piss myself and i've no shame in saying that.

A few weeks ago I brought a girl back, I think I banged her anyway I woke up the next morning and the bed stunk of piss, my piss.

She was gone. Very embarrassing.

Anyone else ever experience this?

I bet JMM would love to get you drunk and sleep with you!

[Butt stuff]

My mates girlfriend does it when she gets super pissed up, he doesn't even drink so its hilarious. She's tidy too..

[New England]

wtf.

I get drunk as **** and I aint never pissed my self.

you do not get as drunk as these british lions.

[Pretty Boy32]

you do not get as drunk as these british lions.

I'm not ****in British you ****