The Polish girl finally moved in...

[Mooshashi]

Can she cook?

Probably nothing other than beets and carp.

[TBear]

Probably nothing other than beets and carp.

Since we are not getting a picture of her, that will have to do.

[Beercules]

Since we are not getting a picture of her, that will have to do.

Seriously what do you want me to do? "Hold up w hore let me take a pic"



Give me time

[Evol]

pics or it didnt happen....

[Evol]

Can she cook?

phuck that, more like how good can she suck.

[Tay Roc]

Please keep us apprised of the status of project toilet cam.

[Evol]

What the **** do you want me to do? *knock knock* fellas from boxing scene wanna see your ****

no, take ur phone out and have the camera ready and then knock knock, she opens and *snap* then run back inside ur house. shes gonna be like wtf and come chasing after u, and shes gonna be like what is that, what did u do, let me see it, then play hard to get and keep it away from her. theres gonna be some struggling between u 2 from her trying to get to ur phone and then purposely fall on the couch while taking her with u and u know the rest.

[southpaw_07]

no, take ur phone out and have the camera ready and then knock knock, she opens and *snap* then run back inside ur house. shes gonna be like wtf and come chasing after u, and shes gonna be like what is that, what did u do, let me see it, then play hard to get and keep it away from her. theres gonna be some struggling between u 2 from her trying to get to ur phone and then purposely fall on the couch while taking her with u and u know the rest.

sounds like a ****0 movie script..

[I Love Jesus!]

Seriously what do you want me to do? "Hold up w hore let me take a pic"



Give me time

Clocks ticking phaggot, come at me bro? why haven't you made a move yet? its been 24 hours?

[TBear]

Seriously what do you want me to do? "Hold up w hore let me take a pic"



Give me time

Tell her she looks like a fashion model.
Offer to submit her picture online.
Drink her beer while waiting for her to get on the lingerie.

Worth a try.