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  • This morning has been ****ed.

    I went to sleep really early last night because I was feeling like absolute ****... I haven't been sleeping well, so I was absolutely ****in blitzed by fatigue once I got home yesterday.

    Missed 3 calls, one of which was from Jessica... didn't get the chance to call Tony back like I told him I would... didn't get to go over and see my daughter like I'd planned... and didn't wake up till about 4 in the morning realizing all of this. So I sit there in bed for the next two hours thinking "****... well, maybe I can make it up today..." ... meanwhile, I think myself back to sleep about 5 minutes before my alarm goes off. I get up, still feeling ****ty, still feeling tired... slow rise, get up and go to work. Forgot to brush my teeth on the way out, so I had to run back upstairs after getting down to my car and having my key right there in the door.

    I get on the freeway, and I'm driving along.... all of a sudden, WHAM, hubcap goes flying off and my tire starts shaking real bad. I'm doin like ****in 80 or so. I get off, I see the weights are hangin off the tire. I'm hoping something just knocked my hubcap off and ****ed with the weights on the tire, and I'm REALLY hoping I don't have a bent rim, cuz that would righteously **** me. Someone make me feel better about it... I was talking to a dude on the way up to the office this morning and he said that losing the weights on the tire can make it shake, but then I get upstairs and this fat mexican **** I sit next to has me sketchin about a bent rim, which would cost approximately $141.50 more to fix.

    And now, as I type this, I'm not feeling well again.


  • #2
    Take the day off dude
    See your daughter and relax
    Goddamn Haiku thread....

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    • #3
      Belfort's gonna lose.

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      • #4
        I'm leaving, I can't sit here like this all day.

        Later guys.

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        • #5
          AT LEAST YOU LOOK MUCH BETTER THAN THIS IN THE MORNING



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          • #6
            you look like hammered **** dude, what the hell happened?

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            • #7
              I always look like that in the morning.

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              • #8
                Oh, sorry to hear that.

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                • #9
                  all you need is some cum in your eyes!

                  and i'm the man to give it to you.

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                  • #10
                    Why be sorry to hear that? That first thing in the morning face gets all the chicks.

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