How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[Davros?]

I just brought a place in Heaven on ebay.

[xfrodobagginsx]

Ac 8:20 But Peter said to him, "Your money perish with you, because you thought that the gift of God could be purchased with money!

[Alexis Vastine]

'Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free'

But people are afraid of the truth. Accept Islam for your salvation.

[The Noose]

Ac 8:20 But Peter said to him, "Your money perish with you, because you thought that the gift of God could be purchased with money!

Without money there would be no churches or bibles.

[Alexis Vastine]

Or full time gay priests who molest children

[Xyei]

'Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free'

But people are afraid of the truth. Accept Islam for your salvation.

No. The Greek gods are the real deal. Don't make Poseidon send a Tsunami up your ass.

[squealpiggy]

I just brought a place in Heaven on ebay.

I bid on that too, damn you beat me! It's OK, I then won an auction for a place on World of Warcraft.

[xfrodobagginsx]

Lewis Farrakhan calls Obama the Messiah!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OowxMcVTjTE



Obama Mocks the bible

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27IWTqTm6iM



Obama video: This guy is scary!!! Watch this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUdjhKbImwE

[squealpiggy]

Render unto Caesar, fucko.

[xfrodobagginsx]

Render unto Ceasar doesn't mean vote for Ceasar. It doesn't even mean agree with ceasar. Get your bible out and read it.