listening to rage against the machine, and rubbing one out while driving. . .

[D-MiZe]

Beav' cleave?

[UglyPug]

it was easier than i thought it was. . . i was on cruise control going up 77 north, set it at 80 on cruise control, stayed in the fast lane, and was still passing errbody. . . just straight IN THE WIND and a rubbing and tugging away!!!

i remembered getting road head a few times, and it just dawned on me that it would be good to kill some time. . .

[UglyPug]

and it was no mess because i just wrapped an old towel i had in my truck around the "danger zone". . . and then just folded it up and threw it on the floorboard until i pulled over again. . .

[UglyPug]

Beav' cleave?

haha boss lady's cleavage. . . the pic on my screen was different than the one up now. . . it was a good cleavage shot. . .

[D-MiZe]

Did you look into her eyes as you ejaculated?

[Bossy]

Did you look into her eyes as you ejaculated?

Jesus Christ!

You're wanting a massive kick from me tonight!

[UglyPug]

Did you look into her eyes as you ejaculated?

lol nah. . . i never take my eyes off the road long enough to even get a clear look at the picture. . just thought it was a coincidence more than anything that i was already planning on doing it, and the first thing that popped up on my screen when i was about to check mapquest directions, was the old thread from earlier and boss lady was right there. . .

[KING MEAT]

just about listened to their complete discography on the 10.5 hour ride. . . now i feel like ****in some shyt up. ..

also, i finally rubbed one out while driving! it was awesome! haha i used boss lady's picture because my laptop was next to me, and it just happened that an open thread with her picture was available. . . thank you boss lady. . .

whatever floats your boat bro.

red k sent.

[UglyPug]

whatever floats your boat bro.

red k sent.

lol MEAT! what the deuce!


bossy is a pretty young lady. and i don't think im the obsessed internet virgin type who has never had a girlfriend, nor touched a boob.

you really don't think boss lady is pretty?

[baCCaT]

RATM - know your enemy

my fave.