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    • I enjoyed this more than I should have.

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      • John Brown went off to war, to fight on a foreign shore,
        His mother, sure was proud of him!
        He stood so straight and tall, in his uniform and all,
        His mother’s face broke out into a grin.

        She said, "Son, you look so fine, I'm so glad you're a son of mine—
        Make me proud to know you wear a gun.
        Do what the captain says, lots of medals you will get,
        We'll hang them on the wall when you get home."

        As that train pulled out, John's ma began to shout,
        Telling everybody in the neighborhood:
        "That's my son who's 'bout to go, he's a soldier now, you know,"
        She made well sure her neighbors understood.

        She got a letter once in a while, her face broke into a smile,
        She showed them to the people from next door,
        She bragged about her son, with his uniform and gun,
        In this thing she called “a good old-fashioned war.”

        Then the letters ceased to come, for a long time they did not come,
        Ceased to come for about ten months or more.
        Then a letter finally came saying: "Go down and meet the train—
        Your son is coming home from the war."

        Oh, she smiled and went right down, she looked up and all around,
        But she could not find her soldier son in sight.
        But as all the people passed, she saw her son at last
        And when she did, she could not believe her eyes.

        Oh his face was all shot off, and his hands were blown away,
        And he wore a metal brace around his waist.
        He whispered kind of slow, in a voice she did not know,
        And she didn't even recognize his face.

        She said, "Oh, my darling son, Lord, tell me what they’ve done.
        How is it that you came to be this way?"
        He tried his best to talk, but his mouth could hardly move,
        And his mother had to turn her face away.

        "Don't you remember, Ma, when I went off to war,
        You thought it was the best thing I could do?
        I was on the battleground, you were home acting proud.
        You weren’t there standing in my shoes.

        And I thought when I was there, ‘Lord, what am I doing here?
        Tryin’ to kill somebody or DIE tryin'.’
        But the thing that scared me most, when my enemy came close,
        I saw that his face looked just like mine.

        Then I couldn't help but think, through the thunder roar and stink,
        That I was just a puppet in a play.
        And through the roar and smoke, that string, it finally broke,
        And a cannonball it blew my ass away

        When he turned away to go, his mother acting slow,
        As she saw that metal brace that helped him stand.
        But as they turned to leave, he pulled his mother close,
        And he dropped his medals down into her hand.

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        • I froze you tears and made a dagger,
          And Stabbed it in my c0ck,
          Forever,
          It stays there like Excalibur.
          Are you my Arthur?
          Say you are.
          Take this cool dark steeled blade,
          Steal it, sheathe it in your lake,
          I’d drown with you to be together,
          Must you breathe? ‘Cause I need heaven.

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          • I froze your tears and made a dagger,
            And Stabbed it in my c0ck,
            Forever,
            It stays there like Excalibur.
            Are you my Arthur?
            Say you are.
            Take this cool dark steeled blade,
            Steal it, sheathe it in your lake,
            I’d drown with you to be together,
            Must you breathe? ‘Cause I need heaven.
            Last edited by rorymac; 04-22-2012, 11:32 AM.

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            • I froze you tears and made a dagger,
              And Stabbed it in my c0ck,
              Forever,
              It stays there like Excalibur.
              Are you my Arthur?
              Say you are.
              Take this cool dark steeled blade,
              Steal it, sheathe it in your lake,
              I’d drown with you to be together,
              Must you breathe? ‘Cause I need heaven.

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              • is this fairly new? i had no idea her cans were so.... bouncy?

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                • Originally posted by - v e t - View Post
                  is this fairly new? i had no idea her cans were so.... bouncy?
                  Who dat??????

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                  • Dat ass



                    http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/9861/dumbdonkey.jpg

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                    • Originally posted by rorymac View Post
                      I froze you tears and made a dagger,
                      And Stabbed it in my c0ck,
                      Forever,
                      It stays there like Excalibur.
                      Are you my Arthur?
                      Say you are.
                      Take this cool dark steeled blade,
                      Steal it, sheathe it in your lake,
                      I’d drown with you to be together,
                      Must you breathe? ‘Cause I need heaven.
                      Originally posted by rorymac View Post
                      I froze your tears and made a dagger,
                      And Stabbed it in my c0ck,
                      Forever,
                      It stays there like Excalibur.
                      Are you my Arthur?
                      Say you are.
                      Take this cool dark steeled blade,
                      Steal it, sheathe it in your lake,
                      I’d drown with you to be together,
                      Must you breathe? ‘Cause I need heaven.
                      Originally posted by Clegg View Post
                      I froze you tears and made a dagger,
                      And Stabbed it in my c0ck,
                      Forever,
                      It stays there like Excalibur.
                      Are you my Arthur?
                      Say you are.
                      Take this cool dark steeled blade,
                      Steal it, sheathe it in your lake,
                      I’d drown with you to be together,
                      Must you breathe? ‘Cause I need heaven.
                      Still incredible three times over.

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