Drunk Lang

[El-blanco]

Drunk as hell.


Went to a strip club with my boy, saw a stripper that looked like one our friends moms. Literally.

Did you pay the $60 to bang her?

[Beercules]

Did you pay the $60 to bang her?

Some Jeffrey Dahmer type of dude was hitting on her.


I left like 15 min after lol

[HanzGruber]

For beercules and all the other Cuban runners

[El-blanco]

For beercules and all the other Cuban runners

That's a great rum, I prefer the white rum they make more, but no complaints.

[HanzGruber]

That's a great rum, I prefer the white rum they make more, but no complaints.

I got 2 brand new bottles this week ready to be opened

[Beercules]

I'll chug that in memory of that stripper.


Poor broad is in a freezer by now.

[El-blanco]

I got 2 brand new bottles this week ready to be opened

You're a Brit right? These poor yanks can't even buy havana club.

I'll chug that in memory of that stripper.


Poor broad is in a freezer by now.

****, hopefully not.

[Beercules]

You're a Brit right? These poor yanks can't even buy havana club.


****, hopefully not.

Hanz is the slickest brotha on boxingscene.

[Beercules]

I stepped on my cat 2 minutes ago and the **** bit me.

[HanzGruber]

You're a Brit right? These poor yanks can't even buy havana club.


****, hopefully not.

Fuk no some family went on a vacation and brought it back