5k for the best yo momma joke

[Derranged]

Yo momma smell like Mortadella thats been farted on and left out in the sun for two hours.

[Chr0nic]

Yo daddy told me yo momma knows how to use it.....

yea my momma a hoe
yo momma aint fat...she phat, and i hit that

[Bendigo]

Your mother is so evil that she hasn't been to church in over two months, and that includes Christmas Eve.

[JabmasterZ]

yo mamma's like a hardware store,
25 cents a screw

[Chr0nic]

ya'll mommas so nasty they pours salt water down thier pants to keep they crabs fresh

[ALT=_=Assassin]

Yo momma is so trashy that she makes Oscar the grouch look like he has OCD and he can't stop washing him self.

[ALT=_=Assassin]

yo mamma's like a hardware store,
25 cents a screw

Yo mommas like a TV a two year old can turn her on

[ALT=_=Assassin]

ya'll mommas so nasty they pours salt water down thier pants to keep they crabs fresh

Nasty is yo momma, that ***** has more sea life down there then the coral reef....

[Bendigo]

Yo mommas like a TV a two year old can turn her on

So??????????

[ALT=_=Assassin]

So??????????

She is a slut, only you and yo mother would be proud of that trait.....