Whats the most pain youve ever been in, in your life?

[Panopticon]

I broke my ankle in 3 places skateboarding when I was 14. My first time ever at a skatepark, I tried dropping into a half pipe with by back foot not completely on the tail... I wasnt ready for the speed and my board went flying, I fell back, and my foot was on the halfpipe so I fell against it and snapped the bones pretty good.

That sucked plenty, but it was when they re broke and realigned my leg in the hospital later that day that really fuckin sucked. They gave me a dose of meds to put me out. I was still up so they gave me more. I still remember getting drowsy and one of the dudes saying "there he goes". The next thing I know I wake up writhing in pain trying to spring up because it hurt so bad. My old man held me down by my chest as the two nurses pulled and twisted on my leg to get it straightened out again. I was on a double dose of sedatives but that **** still hurt like nothing else I've experienced yet.

Waking up from that was one of the best feelings ever though. I dont know what they gave me but that **** was choice. I was just lying in the hospital bed like "Yeah man, breaking your leg is cool man".

Choice two would be appendicitis.

[Panopticon]

Ever had extreme diarrhea in a traffic jam on the highway less than a mile from your house in a brand new car?

I almost blacked out from the pain. There was no way I was gonna let loose in my new car. The only other option was to **** outside with a 100 people watching.

I would have given up everything at that moment for a toilet. In that moment, I wanted a toilet more than I wanted pussy or respect or money.

If katy perry walked up to me in that traffic jam and asked me to choose between making her my sex slave and a toilet, I would have picked the toilet.

[Zaroku]

Describe it, what happened?

This idiot, a real **** for brains on Boxingscene talked about judging fights in slow motion, but couldn't come up with any tangible details. One of the top 10 stupidest people I have had to deal with. The guy is just a troll, who needs praise for tying his shoes.

Carry on!!

[TJ highway]

First time in the Philippines 20 years old in the early 80's)!

Went to a massage parlor did a girl without a condom!

Two days out at sea and it was like I was pissing fire!

Went to the doc and there was a line about 30 deep!

Doc checked my junk and said you got broke dick!

He said this is gonna hurt!

He put ointment on a long thin q-tip and shoved it into my penis.

When he pulled it out it felt like sand paper!

The first piss afterwards felt like I was shooting napalm!

Thus the term "Bending pipes!"

[DARKSEID]

First time in the Philippines 20 years old in the early 80's)!

Went to a massage parlor did a girl without a condom!

Two days out at sea and it was like I was pissing fire!

Went to the doc and there was a line about 30 deep!

Doc checked my junk and said you got broke dick!

He said this is gonna hurt!

He put ointment on a long thin q-tip and shoved it into my penis.

When he pulled it out it felt like sand paper!

The first piss afterwards felt like I was shooting napalm!

Thus the term "Bending pipes!"

I been there

[Zaroku]

First time in the Philippines 20 years old in the early 80's)!

Went to a massage parlor did a girl without a condom!

Two days out at sea and it was like I was pissing fire!

Went to the doc and there was a line about 30 deep!

Doc checked my junk and said you got broke dick!

He said this is gonna hurt!

He put ointment on a long thin q-tip and shoved it into my penis.

When he pulled it out it felt like sand paper!

The first piss afterwards felt like I was shooting napalm!

Thus the term "Bending pipes!"

Ever heard of the bull head clap??

[AlexKid]

first time in the philippines 20 years old in the early 80's)!

Went to a massage parlor did a girl without a condom!

Two days out at sea and it was like i was pissing fire!

Went to the doc and there was a line about 30 deep!

Doc checked my junk and said you got broke dick!

He said this is gonna hurt!

He put ointment on a long thin q-tip and shoved it into my penis.

When he pulled it out it felt like sand paper!

The first piss afterwards felt like i was shooting napalm!

Thus the term "bending pipes!"

ill never go bare back again

[KillaMane26]

I dislocated the shyt outta my right shoulder....I couldn't hold back them tears!!!

[zmm001]

Perforated ear drum when i was a kid screaming for about 4 hours straight.