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The Floyd Mayweather All Access Drinking Game
In honour of Floyd Mayweather's final fight and the fact I have too much alcohol in storage, welcome to the Official Mayweather All Access Drinking Game.
The game is designed to make the next series of All Access actually watchable. The rules are simple although may vary depending on your choice of beverage (I'm a vodka guy personally but you may know better) and are played one episode at a time. It works in two parts.
The first part is a bingo card shown below (set aside a specific drink for it). Anytime you hear a Mayweatherism, cross it off. If you get a bingo(s), you down your entire drink(s) (1 per bingo). Make it strong.
Take a less strong drink(s) and a cup. Shots are awarded on the following criteria.
1 Shot:
- For every different sports car shown
- For every different groupie shown
- For every celebrity shown
- Whenever you hear the word 'Pay-Per-View'
- At the start of every Berto training segment
2 Shots:
- Pads with Uncle Roger
- Floyd Sr. 'says' or spits something
- Anytime another TMT fighter actually gets to talk
- Stacks of money are shown
3 Shots:
- Rafael Garcia uses a clicker
- Nate Jones needlessly shouts 'TBE'
- Ellerbe makes a ****erotic facial expression
Down Your Drink:
- Adrien Broner makes an appearance
- Any Ronda Rousey mention or footage
- Floyd eats fast food at a restaurant
Bonus Achievements!
The Amir Khan: If Khan is mentioned, get a broom handle, spin round it with your head facing down for 15 rotations, then walk from one end of the room to the other
What's Up Bro?: If Victor Ortiz is shown at any point, quit the current TV show/book/game you're investing time in and start a new one.
Hard Work, Dedication: If you see Floyd do either Push Ups or Sit Ups on screen, go do 50 of them.
Kneeguel: If Cotto vs. Canelo is ever mentioned, order a pizza/takeaway, and answer the door on one knee.
The game is designed to make the next series of All Access actually watchable. The rules are simple although may vary depending on your choice of beverage (I'm a vodka guy personally but you may know better) and are played one episode at a time. It works in two parts.
PART ONE
The first part is a bingo card shown below (set aside a specific drink for it). Anytime you hear a Mayweatherism, cross it off. If you get a bingo(s), you down your entire drink(s) (1 per bingo). Make it strong.
PART TWO
Take a less strong drink(s) and a cup. Shots are awarded on the following criteria.
1 Shot:
- For every different sports car shown
- For every different groupie shown
- For every celebrity shown
- Whenever you hear the word 'Pay-Per-View'
- At the start of every Berto training segment
2 Shots:
- Pads with Uncle Roger
- Floyd Sr. 'says' or spits something
- Anytime another TMT fighter actually gets to talk
- Stacks of money are shown
3 Shots:
- Rafael Garcia uses a clicker
- Nate Jones needlessly shouts 'TBE'
- Ellerbe makes a ****erotic facial expression
Down Your Drink:
- Adrien Broner makes an appearance
- Any Ronda Rousey mention or footage
- Floyd eats fast food at a restaurant
Bonus Achievements!
The Amir Khan: If Khan is mentioned, get a broom handle, spin round it with your head facing down for 15 rotations, then walk from one end of the room to the other
What's Up Bro?: If Victor Ortiz is shown at any point, quit the current TV show/book/game you're investing time in and start a new one.
Hard Work, Dedication: If you see Floyd do either Push Ups or Sit Ups on screen, go do 50 of them.
Kneeguel: If Cotto vs. Canelo is ever mentioned, order a pizza/takeaway, and answer the door on one knee.
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